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    Monday, January 27th, 2014
    12:29 pm
    Afterburner (n, Scots)
    Afterburner (n, Scots)

    One who prowls the shops on January 27th hoping to find reduced-price haggis.
    Tuesday, January 21st, 2014
    9:19 pm
    To damage oneself in a sensitive pelvic area during pole fitness.

    Pronounced: minjury. Related words: minge, injury
    Friday, October 4th, 2013
    10:32 pm
    From the Washington Post
    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are the winners:
    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
    2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

    3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
    4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
    7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

    8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
    11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
    13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

    The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

    And the winners are:

    1. Coffee, n.. The person upon whom one coughs.
    2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
    3.. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4 esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
    5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

    6.. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightie,gown.
    7. Lymph, v.. To walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
    12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
    13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

    14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
    15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
    Sunday, September 1st, 2013
    7:50 pm
    A curry, made of rice and black pudding.
    Served mostly in Lancashire and Greater Manchester (around Bury).
    Friday, May 24th, 2013
    12:20 am
    delicions (n.)
    delicions are the molecules responsible for making food tasty.
    Monday, April 22nd, 2013
    6:52 pm
    Illiteracism; illiteracist.

    See the BNP and EDL Facebook groups, comments pages of The Sun etc.
    Tuesday, February 5th, 2013
    11:55 am
    Proximate (n.)
    An inflatable sex doll. 
    Monday, December 24th, 2012
    12:01 am
    Halfling, n, A person so concerned with their physical stature that they insist that the final half-an-inch be included in their height. Example "I am five foot two and a half inches tall. The half is important!".

    Current Mood: sardonic
    Wednesday, December 5th, 2012
    4:19 pm
    BOWEL (n. abbrev.)
    A person of low intelligence and aggressive demeanour, often from an urban area, in possession of an unfortunate-looking dog
    (acronym from Brains On Wrong End of Leash)
    Monday, December 3rd, 2012
    11:54 am
    Oxomoron (n) - Someone too stupid to make their own gravy.
    Wednesday, November 21st, 2012
    12:23 pm
    Unwashed male teenager who smells like he's been dead for a few weeks.

    (Thanks to Colin MacDonald for that one!)
    Tuesday, November 6th, 2012
    10:10 pm
    Kick in the arse starter
    When you invest in a mortal enemy's crowdsourced kickstarter, just so that they have to publicly thank you in every copy of their book or film.
    Thursday, October 11th, 2012
    4:38 pm

    A sixth sense that enables one to detect that someone is, despite their non-specific regional accent, Welsh.  

    Friday, September 21st, 2012
    10:54 pm
    The Eight Long Arms of the Law
    Wednesday, September 12th, 2012
    8:22 pm
    Scottish opera singer
    Wednesday, August 29th, 2012
    8:29 am
    more accurate term for many things euphemistically described as updates or upgrades. See Facebook
    Monday, August 27th, 2012
    1:00 am
    Old biscuit tin where you keep all those old dead capacitors that will 'come in handy some day'.
    Friday, August 10th, 2012
    8:20 pm
    Ermintrude (v.i)
    Ermintrude (verb, intransitive)

    This is a word which shares the same root as words like "extrude", "obtrude", "protrude" and so on.

    When you take a bite of something which contains long ingredients like, for example, beansprouts in a spring roll, and a length of the said ingredient ends up sticking out of your mouth and waving around as you chew, the bit of food doing the waving is said to ermintrude.
    Wednesday, June 27th, 2012
    10:30 pm
    Argumentum ad wikiam: The act of rapidly editing wikipedia before other people google a subject on their phones, thus destroying your incorrect argument.
    Tuesday, June 5th, 2012
    9:49 pm
    Abdominal discomfort caused by consuming an excess of spicy chicken.
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