| Monday, June 4th, 2012 |
3:50 am
[wehmuth]
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Juberation
The harangue that you get for not getting into the spirit of celebrating a society that thinks you're inferior, just because. |
| Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 |
6:31 pm
[moral_vacuum]
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Jubilious
The nauseated feeling one gets when the strings of bunting and union jack--branded tat commemorating Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee finally get too much to bear. |
| Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012 |
11:20 am
[_nicolai_]
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Kitchen Jenga
Kitchen Jenga - the exercise of doing washing up by hand and arranging it all onto a draining rack so that it can all drain and forms a stable (if precarious) structure. Current Mood:  bitchy |
| Tuesday, May 8th, 2012 |
6:11 pm
[moral_vacuum]
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Wife-Fi
The as yet unexplained internet connectivity that means she always knows when you've been looking at online porn. |
| Friday, April 13th, 2012 |
9:48 am
[moral_vacuum]
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Phallanthropist
PhallanthropistA man who generously shares with the needy the gift with which life has equipped him. |
| Saturday, March 31st, 2012 |
10:03 am
[barbedwirekiss]
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Moral picnic: furore caused by some very, very important social issue that everyone must know about because it's really, really serious and everyone should sign the e-petition against it and.. oh look! Another very, very important issue which is more important than the last very, very important issue which we're not supporting now because we have a newer very, very important issue instead...errr, as well! |
| Tuesday, March 20th, 2012 |
5:24 pm
[tisiphone]
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Illiterature n: Words printed on paper and bound that do not signify meaning. Usage: The Twilight Saga? Ah yes, we have it over here, in our illiterature section. |
| Thursday, March 15th, 2012 |
8:16 pm
[moral_vacuum]
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Molestache
Pronounced "moh-less-tarshe" A rather unpleasant moustache which, when displayed, implies that the wearer may possibly not be someone with a long career of babysitting ahead of him. Although his neighbours said he was very nice, kept himself to himself, and you really would never have suspected. |
| Monday, March 12th, 2012 |
9:00 am
[moral_vacuum]
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Jizz Hands
Dancing badly to show-tunes, thereby looking like a wanker. |
8:48 am
[tisiphone]
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Parannoya n. A condition marked by a tendency to believe especially irritating conspiracy theories, and to espouse them constantly. |
| Friday, March 2nd, 2012 |
1:18 pm
[sarah_mum]
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Saphorific: Lesbians with a tendency to send you to sleep. See also Lesbian Bed Death. |
| Thursday, January 19th, 2012 |
8:14 am
[longhairedhippy]
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| Friday, December 2nd, 2011 |
1:10 am
[dougs]
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Congreggation (n)
The large crowd of elderly people waiting to be served in front of you in the sandwich shop. |
| Thursday, December 1st, 2011 |
11:17 pm
[valkyriekaren]
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Roleslaw (n.)
The result of chopping and changing your CV to fit the requirements of a specific job. Current Mood: busy |
| Sunday, November 20th, 2011 |
12:11 pm
[cazmanian_minx]
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Spuds' law: That moment when, whilst digging up your potatoes, you drive the fork right through the middle of the biggest one you've grown. |
| Thursday, November 17th, 2011 |
8:51 am
[barbedwirekiss]
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Dorkage fee: the charge made by restaurants because some of the people at your table are twats. |
| Monday, August 29th, 2011 |
11:07 pm
[caira]
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straightfaced adj. While in a nightclub, sober enough to avoid dropping unintended hints as to one's sexuality. |
| Saturday, August 27th, 2011 |
11:35 pm
[thnidu]
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extursion
The process of emptying one's bowels completely in one massive continuous effort, or of attempting to do so; the product of such an effort. |
| Thursday, August 25th, 2011 |
3:46 pm
[supergee]
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pomographic: unfit to read because of excessive postmodernist verbiage. |
| Wednesday, August 24th, 2011 |
5:58 pm
[moral_vacuum]
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Cardi-vascular exercise
A workout session for middle-class women at suburban fitness classes - very low-impact, so that you can still wear chic woollens without breaking a sweat. |
